Odd man out(let)

Notice how this looks crooked? I was not holding my camera at an angle. It's the outlet cover that's not straight. Or it could be the wall? The guy in the middle has nothing to say about it, but the two dudes beside him are very very shocked.

your face is a stain.

stained/strained face

This is definitely not the most pleasing image. I forgot to clean the kitchen counter the other morning, and this spill was either from tomatoes, spaghetti sauce, or maybe I cut myself? No, I'm sure it was either the spaghetti sauce or the tomatoes. This is why you should clean any spills as soon as they happen.

House with a hat

This house is across the street from me. I was trying to tell a friend where I lived, so I described this house to him and he kept asking if it was the one with the turrets. It is, indeed; but every time he said "turrets" it sounded like he was saying "turds," so I had no idea what he was talking about. It took some time, but we were able to straighten it out.

I don't want to live in a house unless it has a face. However, when it comes time to actually buy a house, I hope to have gained some practical reasoning skills.

We are what we eat.

You're going to do what?