Odd man out(let)

Notice how this looks crooked? I was not holding my camera at an angle. It's the outlet cover that's not straight. Or it could be the wall? The guy in the middle has nothing to say about it, but the two dudes beside him are very very shocked.

your face is a stain.

stained/strained face

This is definitely not the most pleasing image. I forgot to clean the kitchen counter the other morning, and this spill was either from tomatoes, spaghetti sauce, or maybe I cut myself? No, I'm sure it was either the spaghetti sauce or the tomatoes. This is why you should clean any spills as soon as they happen.

Cat's out of the bag

Seriously, my cat got out of this bag, and then it looked like this. It looks like an emoticon, but more lively than any emoticon I've seen.