your face is a stain.

stained/strained face

This is definitely not the most pleasing image. I forgot to clean the kitchen counter the other morning, and this spill was either from tomatoes, spaghetti sauce, or maybe I cut myself? No, I'm sure it was either the spaghetti sauce or the tomatoes. This is why you should clean any spills as soon as they happen.

House with a hat

This house is across the street from me. I was trying to tell a friend where I lived, so I described this house to him and he kept asking if it was the one with the turrets. It is, indeed; but every time he said "turrets" it sounded like he was saying "turds," so I had no idea what he was talking about. It took some time, but we were able to straighten it out.

I don't want to live in a house unless it has a face. However, when it comes time to actually buy a house, I hope to have gained some practical reasoning skills.

A Monster!

As far as monsters go, this one isn't all that scary. He's actually kind of cute. Soon, he will have a story.